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Holy Jezztler

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty
Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie
by Holy Jezztler March 9, 2021
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Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
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Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
by RookieRooster September 29, 2021
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Holy Shit Son

A term used when someone has done something very impressive or surprising. Especially used when it is something that you wouldn't do or most people wouldn't do.
by Chris 98 January 13, 2022
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holy_lettuce

Holy_lettuce is a lettuce that died and then came back from death!its really kind,amazing and funny!
Person 1-hey have u heard of holy_lettuce???
Person 2-yes!!it says that they were a lettuce that died then came back from death!!
by Your mom bbg April 15, 2022
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
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Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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