Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Horsedogged

To be enthusiastic to the point of hysteria over a seemingly mundane event.

He horsedogged that sunset pretty hard.

He was absolutely horsedogging over the shape of that corn chip.

by Hateuponhateuponhate November 4, 2013

hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.

After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".

by Clean freak November 21, 2013

Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls

I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled

by Rock cock May 18, 2016

Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates

"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"

by Kegs47 August 24, 2016

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016