The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

Golden Grease

Ejaculating and pissing at the same time while performing anal, producing a golden goo dripping from the anus when the penis is withdrawn.

"Dude i totally gave her some golden grease last night."

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Professional Greafers

An EPIC song that the producer Deadmau5 (Joel Zimmerman) made.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Deadmau5 show last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, the crowd went fucking crazy during Professional Greafers"

by FPS_Dawg November 6, 2011

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013

queef grease

When you lube your pussy and it queefs.

Woahh that queef grease was so cool!!

by irockgame1 September 6, 2013

The Greatest Plan

The Greatest Plan is where one uses the dumbest/worst plan and it either works or fails horribly there is no in between

Leroy Jenkins had "The Greatest Plan" When running into the dungeon

by Gizzard9001 March 12, 2022

Jack dylan grazer

A boy that seems sweet but turns out to be a total dick

"did you hear that Jacob and Millie broke up?

"oh no why"
"he cheated and verbally abused her"
"Oh damn, so he pulled a Jack Dylan grazer"

by consideryourselfcanceled April 16, 2018