Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

gueda

A person who sucks large dicks around the clock.

"That gueda has sucked my dick a lot."

by The Maker13 July 12, 2017

Guidevantage

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).

I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.

by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

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Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018