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weird fucktard 

Derogatory label that comprises the terms 'weird' and 'fucktard'. Appropriate when either label alone is deemed insufficient.
Edgar was always quite the weird fucktard back in those days. If I had to guess, I'd say he has remained largely the same in his ways, and thus remains a weird fucktard.
weird fucktard by Robb-a-dob January 31, 2008

Fucktard 

That homeless dude was such a fucktard for asking my ass for change, Fucktard
Fucktard by Laph Bigglie February 4, 2005

fucktard 

Want the real definition? See KKK!
fucktard by KuroNeko December 4, 2003

fucktard 

someone who is a muthafucka see asshat
america-land of the opressed, home of the fucktards!
fucktard by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

Fucktard 

A person who is too gay to function.
Some of the kids at my school are major fucktards.
Fucktard by Aeladya January 16, 2005

fucktarted 

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
fucktarted by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008