The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
by Don Shitty January 13, 2017
Get the Cigar Fish mug.A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.
by CrispyPotatoSlice August 23, 2017
Get the Flying fish mug.Type of cat fish,used on the internet and social media. Defined as a person who uses a generic profile picture or angles the camera to give the impression that they are slim or of a smaller body type,when in fact they are obese or out of shape .
I saw a girl in a Facebook group that I thought was hot untill I scrolled through her pictures and realized she was a fat fish
by SIN77 February 18, 2019
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Get the Lil’ Fish mug.Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020
Get the Clapped Fish mug.Reality TV shows that depict familes and people in their daily routines, vacations, workplaces, homes etc.
Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.
Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.
Frank: My wife likes watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight and Wife Swap. But I can't stand those TV shows. It's like the people's lives are in a fishbowl.
Fred: My wife likes those shows too. I leave the room when she starts watching. There's way too much voyeurism on reality television shows these days. That's all those programs are, Fish bowl TV.
Fred: My wife likes those shows too. I leave the room when she starts watching. There's way too much voyeurism on reality television shows these days. That's all those programs are, Fish bowl TV.
by Ahina May 27, 2009
Get the Fish bowl TV mug.This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008
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