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Finance bro

Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.

They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.

If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?

Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
by TooBusyNexting November 18, 2018
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Financial Aid

THE biggest pain in the ass, tedious governemnt program possibly ever. Designed to discourage the poor from going to college. Full incompetency among government and college-employees is exhibited in the process of dealing with financial aid.
Anrgy broke college student: "After re-filling out my twelve page FAFSA, they made me re-do it because they got my social security number mixed up. That was just the beginning of my issues with fucking financial aid."
by Alyse T. January 4, 2009
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Wu Tang Financial

A Place of financial consultation run by the Wu Tang Clan.
"We all know that cash rules everything around us; cash, green, get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll. That's why its time to enter the 36 chambers, and step to the Wu."-Chappelle's show
by Will January 31, 2005
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Fuck Finals

Any high school or college student that just starts studying for their final 5 hours prior to having to take it, and usually give up and go to sleep crying.
Mark Fuck Finals im going to fail to so fucking hard, I give up im moving back in with mom and dad
by Every student in america January 5, 2012
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highschool midterms / Finals

7 different tests that each are 1 1/2 hours and test you on all the $hit you learned since day one of the school year. Its only worth 7% of your final grade for each class. It is a time you have no life because you are busy cramming for the hours of testing ahead especially for Spanish. Other wise known as death.
"Ok, Students its time to have no social life and cram for 7 different tests that each last 1 1/2 hours aka midterms and or finals don't worry about failing it is only worth 7% and your finals count for 7% too. Unless you have a c, which most students do because thats average, and fail you will be fine. Ok say goodbye to a social life and say hello to hell.

"*uck highschool midterms / finals they are a living hell!"
by *ucking school January 9, 2014
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financial crisis

(ECONOMICS) a shock to the industrial system caused by massive errors in investment decisions. In essence, financial crises are failures of the capital markets (stock exchanges, etc.) to do their job.

In the lead-up to a financial crisis, money entrusted to capital managers to invest is spent instead on bolstering the plutonomy. Then, when those same capital managers are overleveraged, it becomes obvious that the economy has been producing the wrong stuff; its corporations are therefore worth a lot less than everyone had supposed they were.

Then people sell their shares of stock, causing a liquidity crisis for many firms, which react by firing people and dumping anything of value at reduced prices.

This requires a lot of expensive genius to do well.
While there is little evidence so far that the 2008 financial crisis was engineered by any one perpetrator, the very same economic elites who caused it are now poised to benefit from it by imposing "disaster capitalism."
by Primus Intra Pares July 11, 2010
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Buck Finale

Buck Finale is the ONE thing you do better than anything else, and THE thing you do better than anyone else you know. It's the main thing you do that everyone admires and it's the thing that brings you ultimate confidence, enjoyment and well being - because it is THE thing you do best.

Buck Finale is derived from the 2008 motion picture, "The Great Buck Howard", starring John Malkovich, Colin Hanks, and Emily Blunt. Malkovich is a has-been entertainer who demands that everyone refer to him as a "mentalist" instead of a magician. At the end of every show Buck performs his famous Finale, a magic trick that astounds everyone in the audience and provides Malkovich's Buck Howard with incredible enjoyment and satisfaction.
Sheet, bro! I ain't NEVER seen nobody get up in that like you, man. You be doin' that Buck Finale.
by Harry Thatchsquatch August 4, 2009
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