Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

fetus

one who gets intoxicated to the point he/she turns into a different person, usually resulting in peeing on people/objects

(the next morning)...oh fuck fetus pissed on the couch again

by slick rap November 7, 2007

Blowhole Fetus

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.

1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.

by Dom C April 10, 2008

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

fecubemen

The substance, composed of feces and lubricant (and sometimes semen and saliva), which coats the penis and anus of participants after anal sex.

Damn bitch, that stinky fecubemen stained my sheets! You better pay for them before I bust a cap in that fecubemen-filled ass of yours!

by Crazy Eyes August 21, 2004

Baby fetus

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!

Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.

by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009

fetus

something emo kids seem to have a fascination with esp. in attempts to sound "cool/funny" by blurting out random statements including it

I'ma chew on your fetus!

by telephone45 January 22, 2009