Façonym

n. (face'oh'nim)

An acronym written or tattooed somewhere around the facial features, especially the mouth.

Katie: "Did you see Haydn's face?"
Kim: "No, what happened?"
Katie: "He wrote an 'L' on either side of his mouth, so whenever he starts to talk it looks like 'LOL'!"
Kim: "A façonym! LOL!"

by kkthxbye July 16, 2008

Facone

A soft, uncircumsized penis

Amy: "Yo dude, my ex has such an ugly facone!"
Jess: "My ex had a facone, but it got better once it was erect."

by tiny_dick_eaters January 10, 2022

Fadon

To be analy probed

can be used like:

guy 1-lets fadon each other

guy 2-hells yea!

or

guy 1: dude i got fadoned so hard last night

guy 2: lucky!

by the fourth wiseman February 1, 2010

facenapped

The act of logging into someone else facebook account and entering a false statuspost as that person, without the person knowing.

synonym to facebook bagged
Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.

So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Mike's desk he had already facenapped me!

People called to congratulate on my pregnancy. I was mystified until I found out they had read my status post on facebook. I had been facenapped!

by facenapping April 4, 2010

Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010

Facne

Acne that occurs in a fat person's crevices.

As the feeder spread his 600lb gf's legs you could see the rash of facne in-between her rolls of fat.

by Unladylike January 20, 2011

Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012