Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

by Ghoul July 27, 2018

Coffee Pong

Beer pong with coffee in the cup instead of beer.

Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.

by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014

Coffee time

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.

Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!

by Evans2987 September 27, 2022

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.

"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."

by Reemster October 03, 2014

coffee action

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.

I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.

by foodboy96 January 22, 2022

Coffee cheese

The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".

Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!

by Laika 2 February 16, 2015

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 02, 2021