coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

coffee talk

To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.

Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.

by selurxam December 21, 2022

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020

coffee breath

joe locke

joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying

by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022

Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing

It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"

by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022