Flaming Hereldi

When a fart violently ignites in your underwear leaving your anus and pubes slightly charred because you launched a weak gas rocket onto an open flame. In essence, it means “try harder.”

“We had to rush Charlie to the ER last night because a flaming hereldi left second degree burns on his taint.”

by The Barn Burner July 4, 2019

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire

Did you see that flaming Clive!!

by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019

Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019

Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia

Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."

by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019