Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010

Fenderbender

When your man bends you over the bed of his truck and fucks you just outside of your driveway

"So last night we trued something risky and exciting"
"OMG what was it"
"He gave me a fenderbender! "

by Vanwolfhousen beerfest December 29, 2016

Feace

Abbreviation of the word Feces, or Human Excrement. the word originated in the south of England and can be used in many contexts, such as insults, comparisons and general conversation.

Person1: "Hey man nice Jacket!"
Person2: "What are you talking about?! its Feace!!"

by Len underwood April 14, 2006

fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

feces

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan

Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!

by Jigga April 27, 2003

Femcel

The female equivalent of an Incel. A woman who is completely unappealing in a long term relationship. She may be able to acquire dick, but nothing meaningful. Often completely used up and incapable of forming romantic connections.

Nasir was an Incel and Nour was a Femcel, a pitiful matchup where both parties settle.

by Colin's Penis November 19, 2021