It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
Get the Colton's Fathermug. 1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.
2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.
2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.
Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.
We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.
We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.
by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018
Get the father carminemug. mother is mothering but it's a guy.
person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023
Get the father is fatheringmug. 
A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
Get the Fathermug. by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022
Get the father figure?mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug.