Danky Hoe

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.

Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010

Crankly Dankly

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..

Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.

by Justin July 5, 2004

donkey photo

An activity commmon in prison,where an inmate poses of in the nude,usually showing his bare ass even with the cheeks parted so another inmate can take in the view,whilst pleasuring himself.No physical contact is allowed.Hence the photo connotation.

one inmate to another,"i'll give you half a cigarette if you give me a "donkey photo"."

by RSookram December 14, 2008

Donkey Pie

A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.

Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.

Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."

Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."

by ploud21 December 12, 2010

Danker

Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.

"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"

by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015

Woody Style Donkey Sex

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

by The Woodman July 16, 2008

Donkey Dook

A good fuck
aka
to be dicked down with a magnum sized penis

Robert went to Sally's house bent her over and gave her the donkey dook. She took it like a champ

by Kristin2525 January 14, 2008