DogShit

To avoid an attack from behind by simply wiping your foot backwards as if cleaning dogshit from your sole.

Often superceded by cupping your ear and shouting bang as the asailant hits the deck.

fortunately he was able to dogshit the sneaky attacker.

by StokeBang September 20, 2009

dogsnack

1. What good doggies get.
2. What I call the group Godsmack.

Fido didn't shit on his owner's rug, so he got a dog snack for being a good dog.

Sully Erna is the lead singer for the group Dogsnack.

by Fgadgawads October 14, 2006

1 girl 2 dogs

Is the sex act between a ratchet hoe and two dirty dogs. The smell hoe makes the two nasty ass dogs insert there snout in her vaginal cavity and her anus. However the girl attracts them but placing peanut butter inside each hole so that the licking becomes so intense the have no choice but to fuck her and have a humanog

Have u seen 1 girl 2 dogs? It’s so nastyyyy

by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019

Salty Dogs

When your sneakers are worn with no socks on and your feet sweat making them stink like a salty stank dog

Damn son the whole movie theater can smell those salty dogs

by Eddie O Spaghetti O July 13, 2009

dongslapper

he/she who slaps dongs

I was asleep. I felt a harsh blow on my dong. I believe I fell victim to a dongslapper.

by Tony Tornado February 18, 2009

Dogsome

A dog that's handsome, awesome or possibly both.

That's a dogsome pooch you got there, ma'am.

by David Rudden September 29, 2007

dogstacle

A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.

by AstroDoc July 18, 2009