cronch

Cronch

Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis

"That big ol' dog simply cronched that whole carrot!"

by chonchybois December 25, 2019

Crunckle

The sound of something being squashed or crumbled.

The paper made a crunckle sound.

by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022

Cruzchampo

The reigning golf champion in the Costa del Sol. Can strike a ball miles. Can do trick shots of a cold can of Cruzcampo. Unassumingly handsome.

Did you see that shot off the pin on the par 3? You’re witnessing greatness. He’s nailed on to be the Cruzchampo this year.

by DMoore3:16 June 24, 2022

Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

Dumpster Crutch

When a bum bends you over his dumpster and screws you in the butt often resulting in bruised armpits.

I went to throw out the trash and some stupid bum gave me the dumpster crutch. I'm pretty sore.

by DumpsterBum August 29, 2016

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010