DMoore3:16's definitions

Doing a bevsy

Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.

I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.

by DMoore3:16 September 4, 2021

Beaut

An idiot, a fool, someone who isn’t respected.

Thanks for that tip Dan, you beaut. Wasted my Erdinger money on that.

by DMoore3:16 November 24, 2018

Spele

Skilful footballer from the southern tip of liverpool, Speke to be precise. May or may not have a big chopper.

Some player him, he’s known as Spele in the dirty south

by DMoore3:16 April 13, 2021

The Technician

A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.

Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

Carsey Artist

Someone known for bottling it when it’s put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.

Yeah he’s a bad carsey artist Mo, Nult’s put it on his toes with this swimming race and he’s gone on the missing list again.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

Shawarma

Chicken kebab from the spinning stick, marinated in unknown spices. Popular dish in the Middle East and Southport, UK

Ey the shawarma king has knocked up the heaviest wrap, can’t wait to get back the manc cave to eat this

by DMoore3:16 September 17, 2024

Cruzchampo

The reigning champ in the Costas. Generally outgoing, able to strike a ball and usually has a big corey on him.

Usually gym rats from northern rugby towns.

Yeah Doyley is the reigning Cruzchampo you know, smashed a pink fella 300 of a can of lager with a hybrid. Some man.

by DMoore3:16 June 17, 2022