cocker

another form of "backstabber"

That cocker stuck it up my ass at work.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

Conkerlol

One who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear "cool" to his virtual friends.

Conkerlol (shattered hand, horde)

by acephalous-shattered hand July 2, 2009

choc cocker

1. somebody who likes to give anal sex, either gay or straight

'those faggots are real choc cockers'
'like shitting on a stick, that dudes a real choc cocker'
'hey faggot ride the choc cocker'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

cooked

1.Cocaine that has been converted from cocaine hydrochloride to cocaine base.
2. Crack cocaine
3. hard; rock

I was lookin' for raw, but my boy only had cooked.

What's the comeback on that cooked shit?

by five-o-killa May 5, 2006

Coofer

Coofer Coofered
To die (or dead already)

'You know that old geezer that has looked like he was on his last legs for years - well, he finally coofered yesterday.
Every time I saw him I thought - he's ready to coofer'

by PLC-Fred June 1, 2018

Cocker

A slang term for someone who is an asshole. Guests checking into a hotel usually leave their brains at home and take out all frustrations on the poor desk clerk. These people are referred to as cockers.

That customer was such a cocker. He was a fucken cocker.
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!

by John Gary November 10, 2008