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College Park effect

Where something that would be reasonably priced at any other time suddenly costs two to three times more.
The pre-med student went to the Commons Shop with his last three dollars to buy a box Reese's Puffs, but due to the College Park effect, it cost six.
by UMDgirl February 28, 2011
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Colesy

A Colesy is a male gym junkie who is renowned for sending naked selfies to 12 year olds for sexual favours. Usually a Colesy has a hawttttt mumm called Debbie that likes the occasional sausage in her pooper.

A Colesy also likes to wear 'swag' clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called 'extra swag' days.

A Colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.

He thinks his dreads are 'metro' but they are not.

Dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a 'twelvie'.
Colesy always cries after he consumes alcohol, also when he is cut from football teams e.g Under 15's Colin Sylvia Football squad
by Doganaghy April 21, 2013
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College

A place where far-left teachers and professors trick young adults into thinking that education is the same as intelligence.
"They must know the answer... they've been to college."
by ajc929me February 4, 2019
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Allegheny College

A small liberal arts college full of pretentious rich kids located in the shithole known as Meadville, PA. The only way to succeed at this school is to literally spend all your time working with absolutely no breaks. William McKinley and Trent Reznor went to this school, but both dropped out after only a year because it sucked so much. Unless you're the type of person who is an over achiever who took all honors and AP classes during high school, and likes getting ass raped by course work on a regular basis, don't go to this school.
P1: How did you lose over $100k and get assraped for 4 straight years, all to graduate with a shitty 2.6 GPA and a degree that's as valuable as toilet paper?
P2: I went to Allegheny College
by thought-criminal August 26, 2018
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grievance-collecting

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.
If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.
by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018
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Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.
That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.
by The Dr B March 31, 2007
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Clongowes Wood college

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
Clongowes Wood College
by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010
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