A Colesy is a male gym junkie who is renowned for sending naked selfies to 12 year olds for sexual favours. Usually a Colesy has a hawttttt mumm called Debbie that likes the occasional sausage in her pooper.
A Colesy also likes to wear 'swag' clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called 'extra swag' days.
A Colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.
He thinks his dreads are 'metro' but they are not.
Dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a 'twelvie'.
A Colesy also likes to wear 'swag' clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called 'extra swag' days.
A Colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.
He thinks his dreads are 'metro' but they are not.
Dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a 'twelvie'.
Colesy always cries after he consumes alcohol, also when he is cut from football teams e.g Under 15's Colin Sylvia Football squad
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ColeyDoesThings is a great YouTuber who made fandom videos. I hope she does Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Siege fandom. Plus, she is bae. UwU
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"Dang I see you flexing with your parents money. How Coles Crossing of you."
"We had to stop playing tag at recess because some kid got hurt one time and the next day the teachers got a swarm of emails from the Coles Crossing moms."
"We had to stop playing tag at recess because some kid got hurt one time and the next day the teachers got a swarm of emails from the Coles Crossing moms."
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