Manhole Cover

Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip

Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.

by Leak My Nut February 8, 2021

Jenna Coker-Jones

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.

Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.

by ccarriee April 11, 2021

micro coverage

Spaghetti

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.

by Shortyish October 9, 2021

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Jackson Cover

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14

Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy

by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022

textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022