People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
Get the Coffee Tweakermug. It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.
by Moggerizer April 5, 2022
Get the Coffee and watermug. in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018
Get the to coffee beanmug. When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
Get the coffee fapmug. A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.
Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.
by Jahamez February 1, 2021
Get the Trash Coffeemug. by JJ Java October 6, 2021
Get the Coffee refugeemug. When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019
Get the toilet coffeemug.