chinese mcflurry

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.

Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."

by swaglord15 December 30, 2012

Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

chinese chicken choker

when one chokes their chicken with chopsticks

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

Chink Slinky

when a bunch of Asians that are typically Chinese or Vietnamese get caught in barbed wire that resembles a slinky

All them Gooks got caught in the chink slinky!

by Tony sandbags November 21, 2018

Chinese lemonade

When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth

Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club

by Cumnygget June 18, 2019

Chinese Dick Trap

Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.

Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.

by Work Head June 30, 2022

wang-chink

a chinese person who closely resembles a penis

"chan looks like a knob"
"ya he's a wang-chink"

by will_ranns April 11, 2007