by GingeA1 November 2, 2019
Get the Laying the silver carpetmug. When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.
by vngel1a March 1, 2021
Get the Moist Carpet Footmug. by FurySlayer May 3, 2019
Get the ripping up the carpetmug. ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
by No.One fake August 9, 2006
Get the Dutch carpet bombmug. ...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
by imkite April 12, 2009
Get the Dirty Carpet Syndromemug. I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet
I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..
by Ddplum November 26, 2013
Get the carpet eating crampsmug. Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009
Get the magic carpet ridemug.