Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 01, 2025

Cabbage

Slang word to identify a lazy hot dog water drinking person

Rymos is a cabbage head commonlands looking mother fucker

by Ganando September 22, 2022

cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)

you are a cabbage that is what you are boy

by mr man i am a man November 04, 2010

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 08, 2022

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

cabbage

The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.

Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"

by QuerosZuniger December 10, 2014