Classic

rich teens who plays sports and think they're all that but they are pussy ass bitches/niggas.

ashley; "look at him with his friends joking around thinking they're cool because they have money"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"

by classics bitches April 10, 2017

crosstown classic

The Crosstown Classic is a MLB rivalry between NL Central Chicago Cubs and AL Central Chicago White Sox The first Crosstown Game was in 1908 in the World Series The White Sox have been dominant in the Crosstown series.

“Went to the Crosstown Classic Sox won 13-5”
“Pierzynski still haunts the Cubs”

by dollarstoregas August 12, 2025

Classic Clarky

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days

Oi thats a bit clarkish, na thats classic clarky behaviour

by classic sharky October 18, 2010

A Classic Lundy

The Ability to hang out with lots or girls but never close or date any of them.

James: You see Drew was hanging out with some girls yesterday

Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play

by WhoTFisPdenny December 22, 2023

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

by adtr160 October 13, 2017

Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 8, 2020