A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).
Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.
Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.
Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
by the limey December 24, 2008
Get the Crust boatmug. Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.
by The Mighty Pinecone June 22, 2016
Get the Boat Motormug. a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body
by ahhhhh789 June 20, 2010
Get the boat catmug. I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!
by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009
Get the Sail Boatingmug. Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.
Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
by pbrgirl October 4, 2005
Get the row boatmug. by dougie3 July 3, 2007
Get the rock the boatmug. "*S*nailing" or "troll boating" is when a man ejaculates on a woman's body, leaving a pearl necklace stretching from her mouth to her vagina, and another (preferably) woman comes along and licks it up.
It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.
It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.
by Mr. Pucker September 25, 2010
Get the troll boatingmug.