an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
Get the author is open to hearing about dead batteries mug.Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
by homestuckderp August 30, 2013
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A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.
"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"
"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."
"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."
"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."
"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."
by ASomewhatRealPerson January 29, 2022
Get the Bandit Beater mug.To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
by Narll1 November 1, 2010
Get the Phantom Batter mug.When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
by Boner D February 1, 2012
Get the Shoot the Batter mug.A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.
A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.
A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.
A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.
A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.
A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.
A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.
A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.
A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.
A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.
A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.
A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.
A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.
She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.
guy: You're my besterestest friend!
girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!
guy: You're my besterestest friend!
girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!
by nikachu(: October 7, 2009
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