A town where most kids start drinking and smoking at the age of 10-11. the "cool" thing to do is come home from school rush out to the skatepark thats right smack in the middle of the town, on friday & saturday night you can find our whole high school at half off applebees. all of us have known each other since the age of 5 when we started elementary school. most girls are sluts and will give it up to pretty much anyone that wants it. the guys all they want are the trashy girls. our school system is supid and they give us school when all the other schools in our county dont. the only thing to do in this town is drink, most parents supply their kids with pot and beer every single weekend. this town is quite small but big, everything gets around in the matter of hours and everyone knows everyone elses life storys. two wawa less then five mins apart. there is nothing to do in this town, pretty much if you dont drive; you dont have a life.
by TLPM January 25, 2010
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