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Boobs

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by Notabot November 2, 2019
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boobs

something you will never ever touch
man:can I touch your boobs
woman:fuck off
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Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.
Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.
by natetron May 16, 2007
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Dog Bobs

A male dogs balls. i.e. look at that dog walking down the sidewalk, his balls are bouncing up and down and sweaty. They look hot.
"It's so hot this summer, it's hotter than Dog Bobs"
by Sergeant America January 25, 2009
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ham boobs

The sexual act of putting ham on your chest and having it eaten off by your partner.
The young man was hungry and horny, so he decided to do ham boobs.
by Finky the Fink November 2, 2013
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my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.
My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.
by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
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The Bobsled

A sex position when a woman slides on ice and flies into a dick
Hey, I just pulled the Bobsled on Jessica.
by Ross_14985 February 13, 2018
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