Augusta, Maine

1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.

The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.

by MandaME October 25, 2008

auguste

the best guy ever he is the best everyone loves him
especially good at rugby.

person 1:hey do you know auguste?
person 2: yeah great guy very good at rugby.

by the month October 27, 2019

Autist

The singular form of autistic. Usually in reference to those who play sandbox games such as minecraft other than actual autistic peoples.

Billy from down the street is an autist

by Steve the First April 15, 2011

autistic

That which pertains to persons gifted, or the gifts themselves--of focus, imagination, non-conformity, and profound observation.

Toss a pebble onto a list of names of people throughout history whose great intellectual works have altered humanity's trajectory, and it will land on someone whom was likely autistic.

by the Snailien January 22, 2006

August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

by Boxcar Bob October 17, 2008

august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

augustino

i very funny person who loves pulling jokes on her gf and likes to do sexy things to his or her gf he also loves sweets so if you wanna get with a person named augustino get him some candy

girl omg look at augustino today i heard if you buy candy for him he might end up liking you

by toyko_smash September 14, 2021