hot assed be-atch

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.

"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"

by hannah February 8, 2005

assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

by KorbenD February 28, 2005

Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by El Dr June 9, 2010

Pink Go-Go Assassins

A video that is somewhere on the net but no one will tell me where it is

You Pink go-go assassin, "you killed my father"

by v-Q November 24, 2003

assessment

1. The act of assessing something of someone;
2. Criterion's arch nemesis. He owns his own line of cereal and is in constant competition with Criterion. He likes to eat anything that will pass through his fairly hard, yet rubbery body.

Isarena: It's...Assessment! He's come to destroy Criterion's fame and fortune!
Mimi: Gosh!

by SockEater September 6, 2006

Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.

"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"

by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013

blunt ashes

Term given when the ashes of a joint turn blunt

Im blazing the blunt ashes

by aaron colclough August 11, 2006