by doing your mom 777777777777777 April 23, 2011
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by penismfcantell June 05, 2021
The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
by truddle September 23, 2020
An area in one's home specifically designated or demarcated as a location to engage in 69ing, most commonly a section of floor.
I was trying to 69 this girl on the couch, but the pillows were in the way, so I decided take her over to the 69 Zone.
by Webster's Nightmare January 28, 2011
The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
by crack head 64 September 26, 2019
refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.
"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
by A "professional" June 04, 2013