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akimbo blowjob

When a girl and her friend both suck u up
Sally and I have Rick a akimbo blowjob
by Wong tong soup 6969 May 24, 2020
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Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.
"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"
by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017
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Babylonian Blowjob

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014
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Blowjob day

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
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Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.
Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?
by endamode October 26, 2018
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APEX blowjob

Giving your man a blowjob while he’s in a heated game of APEX.
you cant make it to skull town without that apex blowjob
by Emoney772 April 6, 2019
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Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020
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