mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Bowling ball 

2 finger up the females vagina and one thumb up the ass therefore you appear to be holding a bowling ball

Grant: I gave Rosanna an amazing bowling ball last night

Chris: Dude same here with Rachel, maybe we should have a doubles match

Bowling ball by CHGC May 1, 2009

ball hair 

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

ball hair by Tank December 29, 2003

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012

ball gravy

anything wet and sticky that causes discomfort and odor on the male genitalia. The most common forms are sweat, and/or sex fluids from either the male or the female, or a combination of all three.

Baby, I have to hit the shower, I am full of ball gravy, and it is making me itch. Care to join?

ball gravy by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007

Nerf Ball 

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

Nerf Ball by TommytheTank July 5, 2009

Dyke Ball 

The party at Wellesley College made famous by Rolling Stone Magazine held every spring.

Originally meant as a celebration of everything queer and as a queer prom. It's most well known for it's "creative black tie" attire that requires drag from any men attending (guests are required to have a Wellesley escort to maintain safety) and generally lingerie from women (genitalia is not suppose to be exposed). It rocks.

"I'm going to Dyke Ball and I plan on wearing an index card, a fig leaf, and a rubber band!"

Dyke Ball by WellesleyChick April 16, 2009