dick sucks

when something is really good, in comparison to getting head, which is very positive

that macaroni and cheese was dick sucks, go try some.

by Dick_Head December 11, 2010

Dick-Five

When two males feel the need to express excitement, or acomploshment by instead of using their hands to form a standard High-Five they form a new sensation where they whip out each others cocks and slap them together creating the new and improved, "Dick-Five".

(At a party)

Christian: Yo man, I just whipped out my junk and and dunked it in Alex's drink. Than when he came back from the bathroom he chugged it all, it was halarious.

Chad: Dude that's so gay..Gimmie a dick-five.

by ramPAEge July 3, 2007

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

dick lips

A person who kissed someone who sucked dick.

Micheal got dick lips now. He kissed Jaden!!!

by tatiballa November 7, 2016

Hot Dick

When a guy has an untreated STD(s) and gives it to others through unprotected sex.

Ew! You had sex with Travis? He has a hot dick. You better get yourself tested.

by Kankake Storm November 10, 2015

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019

dick weed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.

by G Man 79 January 28, 2007