*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians

" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"

by abc.Lmnop July 13, 2019

Crossed Eyes

You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded

Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded

Anders: damn dude

Javier: Remy is so hot right now

Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?

by RJtheFruit July 20, 2019

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

Chest Eyes

A person’s nipples.

Everyone has a pair of chest eyes.

by EnderDaniel123 August 2, 2019

Heart eyes

The way Cole Sprouse looks at Lili Reinhart

Oh man, do you see the way Cole looks at Lili? Those are literall heart eyes!

by Reinhartsrare August 13, 2019

Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

by Codsworthy August 23, 2019

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019