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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap 

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

backwards middle finger

“he backwards middle fingered me. i think he wants to fuck”

Reach around wrinkle finger 

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath
I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad 

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.
"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

Very perfect middle finger emoji 

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap
Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.
"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."
South African Finger Trap by .3x3. November 18, 2023

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 

a phrase said by a kid on gamejolt that was mad at people reacting with the middle finger emoji.
NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬