trauma vulture

Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.
"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."
by .3x3. May 30, 2021
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South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.
"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."
by .3x3. November 18, 2023
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