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ball and chain baby 

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
ball and chain baby by mike87111 February 21, 2010
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booty ball

A form of 21 basketball which ends with the loser having to bend over and receive a kick from each of the remaining participants. This street basketball game, invented on the east coast, allows for multiple 'tips' each of which places the original shooter in a point deficit. The person with the lowest point total or most amount of zeros resulting from multiple 'tips' grabs either the basketball post or an adjacent object to receive their punishment for losing. It is important to note that the losing player should properly protect their nether-regions as most opponents attempt to bury their kick deep into the recipients back-end. Most participants only lose this game once as the severity of the punishment is a sufficient deterrent to future losses.
Yo-yo-yo! We played booty ball the other day and homeboy here never scored once and got tipped like 3 times which means he got quadruple zero! Since he forgot to cup himself, I sent his junk up his throat with my kick!

harry ballsagna 

A common italian pasta
Waitress: Here's your harry ballsagna

ear ball 

The inner parts of the ear. Similar to the eyeball but used for hearing.
Damn it Franco, you stuck that pencil right in my earball!
ear ball by Watson December 12, 2004

dragon ball z 

a good show that keeps on making new parts and the good guys always win

Erk-Ball 

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.
James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!

moist diarrhea whiffle ball 

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!