Blue Unicorn

The spread of blue balls to the schlong starting at the base and moving slowly towards the tip.

"how was that girl last night?"
"it was good, but she left me with a blue unicorn"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

Rusty Unicorn

Shit in a condom and use as a Dildo

I tried a rusty unicorn last night!

by Davely June 7, 2014

unicorn

A mystical horse-like creature bearing a single horn filled with healing powers. Note that unicorns lay eggs on pillows at the ends of rainbows

Jacob was thrilled to spy a unicorn laying an egg.

by Cam Parm January 21, 2010

Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 18, 2010

Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

by xxdontthinkbreathexx December 11, 2011

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes June 8, 2018

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014