trainspotter

someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.

The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.

by Bubba Zanetti April 14, 2005

Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...

My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.

by Apt D12 March 7, 2013

Riding The H Train

having a heroin addiction, using Heroin

I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.

by Booger November 18, 2004

Pulled a trainor

someone unwanted inviting themselves to any kind of social event

Mindy: I'm so excited about our sleepover this weekend
Jill: Me too! You me and Kaitlyn and no Victoria.
Victoria: Oh that sounds like fun, when is it? My mom can pick us up afterward.

Mindy(to Jill): Ohmygod, Victoria totally just pulled a trainor on us!

by thisisitforthe100thtime November 8, 2009

Trainsauce

Two awesome words/things that combine to make and awesome word. Can be exclaimed in any situation.

Breakdown of words:

Trains: Super cool
Sauce: Makes food awesome

Julia: I want some iced cream.
France: TRAINSAUCE!

by towelie__ April 21, 2011

Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.

Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"

by met21 August 16, 2011

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013