Tool

somebody that does something ridiculous/funny or stupid/idiotic.

Ashley, you are such a tool!

by thatsjustspiffy July 15, 2008

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Tool Bag

A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.

Look at that tool bag, sweet paint on abs bro!

by garycolemanisag July 4, 2011

Tooling Out

A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!

by {Sno} July 28, 2008

MASSIVE tool

Someone who is really fucked in the head.

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.

by Erectionking May 4, 2008

tool shed

Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"

Clay Aiken is a super shed

by Mr MoJo January 6, 2005

Tool Box

worse then "tool". Used to insult someone that is very fuckan retarded.

Wow ur just not a toolm ur a whole tool box damnit

by saab September 29, 2003