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Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving
His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 16, 2022
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Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).
Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.
by tills November 25, 2013
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shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
by backinbowl February 17, 2010
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Night stupid

When someone likes u and are telling u night
Boy: night stupid

Girl:night

Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid

Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out
by Queen of nothing August 5, 2020
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[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.
Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.
by youreadumbass February 1, 2009
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Stupid blonde

The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.

Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.

Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
by Philaletheian December 25, 2008
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stupid mexicans

Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".
The Stupid Mexicans should go back (to whence they came- Mexico).
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