Stiff

Meaning of looking good, drip going too hard

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf

by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019

Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.

Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF

by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

stripformonique

A girl with some big dreams to make something of herself in life. She definitely is going to have a big partying her big mansion and invite all her true ones too it.😎

“Hey look it’s stripformonique, I heard they call her that because whenever she go by, everyone giving her respect”

by Fwmonique April 22, 2019

Stiffle

A stiff nipple

It's that cold, I have stiffles.

by Jay2theme July 7, 2019

Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.

Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*

by The bengt October 18, 2019

Strife Wagon

From the German term Streifenwagon. A police vehicle / divisional van.

Jimmy’s place got raided this morning, they chucked him in the back of the strife wagon and took him down the cop shop.

by Cocko McJongaz October 26, 2019