Carolina Squat

A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.

Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.

by Entitled_Karennnn October 3, 2022

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016

peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public

Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL

by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014

Squat sand

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand

what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore

by booty-booty January 29, 2018

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016