Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal

How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose

Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.

by Jlookeron September 25, 2019

Spunkaler

When ur friend made up rumors about you. You just scream this.

Friend: ”hey she thinks she’s a bat”

Me: “SPUNKALER”

by Liahna October 15, 2019

Spunk Bubble

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spunk bubble

by spunkbubble163 December 20, 2019

spule

When you eat some chorizo and it doesn’t digest properly and you poop out bits of chorizo

I just spuled all over the toilet

by Jojojomo January 16, 2020

Spunkalepsy

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

by Jzaags January 28, 2020

Spulcksmur

liking something while at the same time disliking it, while also being confused on how you feel or appeal to others.

-Marcus Leday

My feelings about the dallas cowboys is spulcksmur.

by Amb3r1Bxby May 1, 2020