Man Spread

When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ

Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao

by bihdontsetmeup June 7, 2019

lamb spread

lambmeat/rack of lamb fancifully prepared with all the trimmings

"I shot dread in the head, took the bread n the lamb spread"

-Notorious B.I.G.
freestyle onstage-Madison Square Garden

by gobblin October 7, 2005

Spote Owne

a really cool way of saying spot on, generally used when wrecked

Carys: Joe! I just found my bottle of malibu
Joe: oh spote owne!

by Snarf_Lives January 17, 2009

Sporten

Noun said when describing a student who treats school activities during Gym ( Like soccer, dodge-ball, ect... ) so serious that they must throw a tantrum when something little goes wrong.

That sporten is good but I'm tired of him yelling like he masturbated with Icy/Hot.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

by werd_chester December 27, 2010

Spread

A word for the good , bad and everything.

... Don't worry , it's all spready.
Dude you over spread all the time.

by The spreadsters November 6, 2013

serterate

When you ejaculate in someone's beverage before they drink it.
Example:

Friend 1: "I hate that guy he used to take my lunch money."
Friend 2: "Why don't you serterate in his coffee?"
*Serterates coffee
*Unliked preson drinks coffee
Guy:"This coffee tastes funny."

by CoolBert March 8, 2014