Fagetti spaghetti

You heard it Mom gay and your dad lesbian and everything else, but you won’t even have an afterlife with this shit.

Becky: ur mom gay
Fernando: your dad lesbian
Becky: your granny tranny
Fernando: your pappy trappy
Becky: ur sister a mister
Fernando: your dick a toothpick
Becky: your a fagetti spaghetti
*fernado fall through reality while getting raped by a 18 naked cowboys*

by Smolboiintheghetto April 8, 2018

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Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

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Black Spaghetti Mop

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.

Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.

by Geygus Khan January 16, 2015

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A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016

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loose spaghetti

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti

I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti

by Fartmaster1 January 16, 2017

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Ryan spaghetti

Ryan spaghetti is a special type of spaghetti that is served with sloppy seconds. If you're a male In Memphis, TN specifically at Middle College, you or a guy you know may have experienced Ryan's Spaghetti.

I went to the bathroom and a young lady asked if I wanted spaghetti. Ryan spaghetti

by Eatthatkat May 15, 2017

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