Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

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by shit words September 9, 2020

Robert Largin

Incel with no jawline

Hey you look like Robert largin!

by jeiwbwjqvq June 7, 2021

Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021

Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3

Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice

by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022

Robert Matthews

Robert Matthews is a welsh name. Robert meaning kind, and caring and Matthews meaning loveable and good looking. Many people in the southern areas of the U.K are called Robert Matthews, as Robert is a very popular name which can be shortened in to Rob, Robbie, Bob, Bobby and many more. Matthews is also a popular surname, especially in the Welsh southern areas of the U.K.

"Oh Robert Matthews is a kind boy!"
"I met ANOTHER Robert yesterday!"

by ilikecheesecakemarrrn July 6, 2009